Bring on the opposition

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 05/01/2015 at 12:53 • Filed to: None

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Because my position is to shut you down

Rico > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 12:59

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Fuck outta here fight me then!

It's a "Porch-uh" > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 13:00

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No.

TheHondaBro > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 13:00

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Oh yeah?!? Well... Um... I, well... That’s- That’s not okay.

Leadbull > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 13:05

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I oppose you.

Do somethin’ about it.

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 13:06

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ooh ooh pass me the rock, I know just what to do wid it, its real vivid I pivot 360 behind my back.

thebigbossyboss > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 13:10

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BRING IT ON DONKEY KONG!

EL_ULY > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 13:10

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Throwing doooown!!!

extraspecialbitter > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 13:13

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Real facts:

- Ketchup is garbage

- Mayo is terrible

- Those who dip buffalo wings into another sauce (like ranch) are swine

- Lemon wedges in a glass of water is mind-blowingly stupid

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > extraspecialbitter 05/01/2015 at 13:15

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Ketchup is sometimes garbage. Pretty much everywhere it’s used marinara would be better.
Mayo *is* terrible.
Buffalo wings in blue cheese - come at me, bro.
Lemon wedges belong in sweet tea.

extraspecialbitter > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/01/2015 at 13:18

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For a tomato, becoming ketchup is hell and becoming marinara is heaven.

Also, how can you like dipped wings? I equate that to putting A1 on your steak. LEAVE THE MEAT ALONE.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > extraspecialbitter 05/01/2015 at 13:31

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I see buffalo wings as being like a sandwich, and applying blue cheese is like adding another layer. Sure, that means it’s a sandwich that has two layers that are oily liquids, but besides that... Plus, the blue cheese makes for a flavor contrast and “wipes” the tongue of buffalo sauce in preparation for fresh application. It’s a study in contrast - hot wing, cool sauce, spicy substance vs. astringent substance, etc. etc.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > extraspecialbitter 05/01/2015 at 13:31

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-Ketchup is mostly terrible, agreed.

-Mayo, on the other hand is AWESOME!

-Buffalo Wings and blue cheese dressing = best wings

-meh, whatever.

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 05/01/2015 at 13:38

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He’s heating up!

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 13:39

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F that Im flamin hot!

CalzoneGolem > extraspecialbitter 05/01/2015 at 13:39

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Wrong! Ketchup is for french fries.

Everything else is true.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/01/2015 at 13:40

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The blue cheese is for dipping your carrots and celery in.

TheHondaBro > extraspecialbitter 05/01/2015 at 13:44

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The only sauce for buffalo wings is Bleu Cheese, end of story.

CalzoneGolem > HammerheadFistpunch 05/01/2015 at 13:50

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Verbally take it to the blacktop and wreck shop.

HammerheadFistpunch > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 13:52

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This guy....this guy gets it. Good times in music.

extraspecialbitter > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/01/2015 at 13:55

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But that’s why celery was invented.

extraspecialbitter > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 13:56

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I thought you were supposed to oppose everything that’s being said.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > extraspecialbitter 05/01/2015 at 13:57

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Lies. Plain celery as a palate cleanser or spice-blanket between wings.

CalzoneGolem > extraspecialbitter 05/01/2015 at 14:03

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No I’m not.

Mattbob > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/01/2015 at 14:03

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what do you put on french fries?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mattbob 05/01/2015 at 14:08

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Typically nothing. A good fry is not a tomato-needing baked potato-like paste platter, but its own special little confection of grease and salt and crispiness. Ketchup just cheapens that. However, chili and/or cheese can make a dish of those fries that is fine too.

Mattbob > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 05/01/2015 at 14:14

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I disagree, I have never had a fry that is not made better by application of Ketchup. I like Ketchup though.

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > extraspecialbitter 05/01/2015 at 14:14

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Lime > Lemon

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Mattbob 05/01/2015 at 14:18

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It’s weird - I’m okay with ketchup on some things, but not fries, and yet I used to really like ketchup on fries as a kid.

uofime > CalzoneGolem 05/01/2015 at 14:22

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but extra buffalo/hot sauce is far superior!

user314 > extraspecialbitter 05/01/2015 at 14:26

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False. Ketchup on hot dogs & fries is delicious.

A roast beef & cheddar sandwich is similarly improved with mayo, or better yet, Miracle Whip.

extraspecialbitter > user314 05/01/2015 at 14:34

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You ruined a perfectly good plate of super-foods.

extraspecialbitter > Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop 05/01/2015 at 14:36

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What in the Sam Hill is the meaning of putting wedges in water? If it’s about flavor, I argue it tastes worse than plain water.

Officer Jim Lahey is not a real cop > extraspecialbitter 05/01/2015 at 14:42

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Water is OK. But add CO2 bubbles and lime, that’s my shit.